How to be an art hipster.
1. Take a photo of a girl (preferably white, skinny and middle class)

2. Overedit

3. Add depressing quote. Not original enough to make up your own? Try Oscar Wilde, Perks of Being a Wallflower and Chuck Palahniuk.

4. ????
5. PROFIT. Your hipster points have increased significantly. You should be proud of yourself.
Feel free to edit as much as you like.

The longer the quote, the cooler you are.

Notice how I've varied the font, but continued to use caps. Caps are awesome and non conformist. Also, look at how I cleverly added a completely useless bit of punctuation onto the end of the half quote. Awesome, no?